Meant to have dinner with Sarah and Bryce, but we ended up just having coffee at Java.
Later, Me and Bryce had sex just as friends. He knows he's not my boyfriend, but we can still be intimate.
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was following the latest trend.
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