I dumped Bryce in the Botanic Gardens this evening, sitting on a park bench as it drizzled. He didn't take it well, but we might be able to remain friends.
Sarah ****** ****** hasn't moved in with her lecturer/lover, M******, she suggested that she and I live together.
Q: How much does a good popstar weigh?
A: About 800 grams, minus the urn.
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