Boozer's Prayer (by Amelia Hitchcock)

I stole this off my lovely friend Amelia's FB page because I thought it was cute ;)

My version of the lords prayer, for drinking times:

Our Lady of Perpetual Fuck Ups,
Screw ups be thy game,
Thy stupidity stuns,
thou art so dumb,
it shocks, even amazes!
give us this day our dose of despair,
and forgive us our relapses,
as we forgive those who slapses us,
save us from the alluring vial,
And deliver us from cheap vodka,
for thine is the chaos,
the ridicule,
and excuses.
whenever whatever,
the end!